Saturday

Table 11

Tonight was "Open-Mike Night". Which means people come in, hang out in the back room, sing and get drunk. It's a pretty good time. The whole point of my mentioning that is, the open-mic people were singing Secret Agent Man. Which is wonderfully fun song to sing. And I was singing it as I brought Table 11 their drinks.

I stopped singing, put their drinks down and was just opening my mouth to ask if they were ready to order when the girl said to me, "Whenever you're done singing I'd like a chocolate milkshake."

I really wanted to spit in her shake. Bitch.

3 comments:

Dave said...

"When ever you're done being a snatch, I'll get it for you."

Satan™ said...

What kind of stupid whore doesn't ask for a milkshake when you take the drink order anyways?

nn said...

So what stopped you from spitting in that shake?