Sorry about the lack of updates lately.
I had my shifts cut for a few weeks and as a result didn't run into quite as many jerks as I tend to and the ones I did come across just didn't seem as bad as the old ones. Sure, they still complain if there's too much ice in their water or if they have to wait more than five minutes for their steaks well-done but it just didn't seem worth it to bring something so petty to you.
I'm working on getting some server friends to share their stories with you at a later date...but as of now, the updates will stay on their about once every two weeks or so pace.
I'll have something for you no later than May 1. Promise.